humor only a biologist could love

I Really Hate Nature (or have a short attention span)

Seriously, sunrises take way too long. Hello, sun? I have plans for the day! (Okay I think we spent like an hour hanging out and then there was no cool display of golden light over the Niagara Falls–lamesauce.)

– In the 38th century they’ll figure out how to make sunrises and sunsets on command.

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